During the reception for my brother's wedding, the minister went around to the three siblings to console us about our brother's moving on to a new phase of his life. When he spoke to my sister, she said: "We are finally getting rid of him! I thought we'd never get someone to marry him!' Taken aback, the minister went to my little brother who said: "I finally get a room to myself!" One more try, the minister came to me and I said with a satisfied smile, "I look at it this way, I'm not gaining a sister, I'm losing a brother!" Poor man just shook his head and went for a refill of his champagne.
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